Posts Tagged ‘Robbery’

Police investigating Chase bank robbery

July 18, 2011 1 comment

Local fish wrap fairies and donut enforcement on the lookout for larcenous lady in white. Though this tolerance tag team gives us a thorough litany of livery, they fail to point out the rather obvious raiment of race;  that being, this purse packin’ purloiner is BLACK.

More sensitivity trained type set from distorters and deniers of reality.


Police investigating Chase bank robbery

Posted at: 07/18/2011 11:07 AM

Rochester Police are looking for a woman they say robbed a bank. It happened at the Chase bank on Merchants Road on Saturday afternoon.

Police say the suspect entered the bank, went up to the teller window and displayed what appeared to be a silver-colored handgun and passed a note demanding cash. After receiving a bag containing money, she left in an unknown direction.

She is described as being approximately six feet tall with a heavy/stocky build. She was wearing tan cargo-type pants, a light-colored t-shirt, white socks, brown shoes and a white baseball hat.

Anyone with information is asked to call 911.

Viva La Vega

February 21, 2011 1 comment

Mystery meat goes for leisurely drive after making bank withdrawal with snubbed-nosed ATM card. Police then give chase after Fleegle does a banana splits on foot once demonstrating its Leon Spinks school of driving abilities. Another shining example of the bountiful harvest that is DIE-versity.


Brian Vega Arrested

“Look at my pretty ear rings, gringo. I am sure to be a heet in dee cell-block!”
Brian Vega Arrested

Rochester, N.Y.- A 24-year old man from Rochester is facing numerous charges after police say he lead them on a pursuit through the city Saturday.

Police say just before 10:00 p.m., Rochester Police officers were assisting Webster Police in the investigation of a robbery with a handgun believed to have been committed by Brian Vega.

Authorities say they spotted the suspect driving on Lake Avenue near West Ridge Road.

As officers attempted to pull the suspect over, police say Vega fled. The suspect lost control of his vehicle while trying to exit the off ramp westbound inner loop near Pitkin Street.

Police say Vega took off on foot and was taken into custody a short time later. No one was hurt.

Vega is being charged with multiple vehicle and traffic law violations, as well as Reckless Endangerment and Criminal Possession of a Weapon charges.


Tonight on Red Robin: ‘The Baboon Bunch!’

January 29, 2011 1 comment

Here’s the story-of a gang of niggers
Who went to rob the local Lilburn bank
All of them had primate faces-like gorillas
Their tiny brains were blank

Here’s the story-of an education
Wasted on a pack of feral apes
They just can’t be-assimilated
They like to loot and rape

Now this brood sow and its chimps are Whitey’s burden
And Red Robin readers have much more than a hunch
That this race consists of violent low-life felons
That’s why we call them all the Baboon Bunch
The Baboon Bunch-The Baboon Bunch

“Dat be duh way dat we iz-Da Baboon Bunch!”



LILBURN — A bizarre Lilburn bank robbery involving a mother, her teenage son and two of his friends ended in a police chase, a crash and four arrests Friday.

Lilburn police said that 35-year-old Tawander Simmons of Stone Mountain checked her 17-year-old son out of Stephenson High School in DeKalb County Friday morning, taking two of his classmates along with them.

At about 9 a.m., officials say they were pulling a bank job in Lilburn.

The three teenagers entered the Wells Fargo Bank at 5505 Lawrenceville Highway, brandishing at least one handgun and demanding money from a teller, Lilburn police spokesman Deputy Chief Bruce Hedley said.

After receiving an undisclosed amount of cash, they fled on foot to Simmons waiting in the getaway car about 300 yards away. Unfortunately for them, a witness in the bank parking lot quickly contacted law enforcement, describing their red Toyota Corolla.

“We were able to intercept them fairly quickly,” Hedley said.

Simmons behind the wheel, the quartet proceeded to lead Lilburn police officers on a high-speed chase.

Hedley said the suspects and pursuing officers reached speeds between 90 and 100 miles per hour as they raced down Lawrenceville Highway and a series of backroads to get to U.S. Highway 78. The culprits managed to get onto Interstate 285 South, exiting at East Ponce De Leon Avenue in DeKalb County.

That’s when the chase came to a screeching halt.

“They exited at about 90 miles an hour and came to a T-intersection,” Hedley said. “They were just going way too fast. They ultimately went into a ditch and up a small hill and actually slammed into a CSX railroad track and got stuck.”

After the 10-minute, 10-mile chase, all four suspects were apprehended at the scene and taken to Gwinnett County Jail: Simmons; son Benny Brice, 17; Glen Broon, 18, of Lithonia; and David Rawlins, 17, of Lithonia.

All were charged with armed robbery. More charges stemming from the police chase may be coming, Hedley said.

Two suspects suffered “superficial wounds” to the face after airbags deployed during the crash, Hedley said. A handgun was also recovered in the vehicle.

Even after interviewing Simmons, officials said they weren’t sure if the robbery had been planned all along when she checked the trio of students out of school Friday morning.

“She wouldn’t tell us why,” Hedley said.