Posts Tagged ‘NFL’

Miami Slice

April 23, 2011 1 comment

Nigger fambly values prove to be the cutting edge of multi-racial McAmerica as Aptly named NOGami does some kitchin bitchin’ and punctures tire-lipped nigger-baller ESPN jock-sniffer demi-god.

The only shocking part to this mundane nappy-knifing is the fact these jungle Jigs were actually married.

Police: WR Brandon Marshall stabbed by wife

{Ed.–I’ve got to give that Brandon Marshall credit; number one, he at least sticks with his own; number two,  if I had to wake every morning only to be greeted by this walrus-faced Joe camel stunt-double, I would have stabbed myself in the eyes…}
AP – This booking photo released Saturday April 23, 2011, by the Broward County Sherriff’s Office, shows …
Sat Apr 23, 3:46 pm ET

MIAMI – Authorities said the wife of Brandon Marshall stabbed the Miami Dolphins wide receiver with a kitchen knife, and his agent said Saturday that the player was recovering.

Michi Nogami-Marshall, 26, was arrested Friday evening and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. According to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, Nogami-Marshall told officers she was defending herself. Marshall had earlier told officers he slipped and fell onto a broken glass vase, but the officers noted that evidence at the couple’s home didn’t substantiate that claim.

Nogami-Marshall was released from jail Saturday on $7,500 bail. It was unclear if she had an attorney.

“This is a very difficult time for Brandon and family, thankfully he will make a full recovery,” Marshall’s agent, Kennard McGuire, said in a statement.

The NFL lockout restricts team contact with players. However, a team doctor for the Dolphins can see Marshall and consult with Marshall’s other doctors, and the team can express appropriate well wishes, said NFL spokesman Greg Aiello.

Marshall married Michi Nogami in Miami last July. They met while both were students at Central Florida. They live in Southwest Ranches, which is near the Dolphins’ complex in Davie.

A year ago last week, Marshall, 27, was traded to the Dolphins by the Denver Broncos for two second-round draft picks. In Denver, he caught at least 100 passes three consecutive years and twice made the Pro Bowl. Yet he wore out his welcome, in part because of a long legal record.

In March 2009, Marshall was arrested in Atlanta on misdemeanor battery charges stemming from a fight with Nogami-Marshall, who was his fiancee at the time. The charges were dropped when both refused to testify.

Marshall was also involved in a New Year’s Eve fight that led to the 2007 drive-by slaying of Broncos teammate Darrent Williams.


Adrian Peterson, Slavery, We Could Only Hope.

March 24, 2011 1 comment

Vikings tailback Adrian Peterson caused quite a stir last week when he reportedly compared the current NFL Labor situation to slavery.

The current lockout prohibits communications between the players and the organization, so Vikings owner Zygi Wilf and head coach Leslie Frazier are unable to comment on Peterson’s comments at this time.
Peterson is unhappy that owners are refusing to disclose their financial information and Peterson alleges that it appears as though the owners are “hiding something”.
“It’s modern-day slavery, you know? People kind of laugh at that, but there are people working at regular jobs who get treated the same way, too. With all the money,”

Slavery indeed. “Adrian Peterson” comparing the NFL to slavery is very very funny.

I will admit I feel like a “slave” of the government at times but to equate his multi million dollar gig to actual slavery is ridiculous. I don’t even have to point out the obvious flaws in that analogy.

When men were men.

Here is one for you Adrian you charcoal monkey jackass. I think the NFL is a kin to the white flight syndrome.

It was a sport of great white men and then you niggers sullied the game with your diversity and equal opportunity.

Criminal Zoo Animal

You have almost chased all the whites out of the neighborhood, I see more and more porch monkey coaches and darky quarterbacks. Now if they could just get you to behave.

Chew on that you knuckle dragging dumbass.

Dall-ass Dez

March 23, 2011 1 comment

Niggerballer bawls after being told by donut-munchers to tuck away his black pigskin and make small attempt at assimilating with rest of human populace.

Typical jungle-bunny love demonstrated by jock-sniffing hack reporter who chastises White society for demanding these over-paid gridiron gorillas play some cover-too on their African ass.


The unfortunate case of Dez Bryant and excessively droopy pants


Dez Bryant(notes) made headlines Tuesday night after police were called to intervene in a dispute over the fit of his pants, or, depending on who you believe, the fit of his friends’ pants. Someone’s pants were deemed too low by whoever is in charge of pants policy at the North Park mall in Dallas.

Here’s the Dallas PD’s side of the story:

Desmond Bryant(notes) was issued a criminal trespass warning by representatives of NorthPark Center when he began using profanity after he and his companions were requested to pull their pants up by Dallas Police officers working off-duty at the scene so as to not expose their underwear and buttocks to other patrons of the center. This action is not a violation of law and officers would have taken no official police action. Mr. Bryant’s response to the request was profanity laced [as in, per the police report, “What the [expletive], you stopped me like I stole something!”], and center representatives felt the outburst merited a request for Mr. Bryant to leave the premises.

There’s more here. And here’s Bryant’s side of the story, via Calvin Watkins at

Bryant, however, told his pants were up but some of his friends’ pants were down.

“It really wasn’t me in the wrong,” Bryant said Tuesday. “It’s not even an issue.” […]

“I told the guy I’m not trying to get in trouble,” Bryant said. “I’m not trying to destroy my image. The [warning] wasn’t toward me. I was trying to figure out what was going on. It was a big misunderstanding. I was the wrong guy.”

If Dez is telling the truth and the culprit was indeed someone else, I’d just like to warn the people of Dallas to stay vigilant. There’s currently someone at large with his pants at an unacceptable level. I expect that the Dallas PD will begin its investigation by interviewing all local plumbers.

As for Bryant, he’s already moved on, and is confident that he’ll be welcomed back at the North Park Mall.