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Mother Accused of Scalding 4-Year-Old Son

By: YNN Staff

Mother Accused of Scalding 4-Year-Old Son
“Come gits sum a muh woyld famous blackened Boy-b-que. Remembuh, ats muh section 8 restuh-raunt you aint’s jess ah custumuh-you am fambly…”
A Rochester mother is charged with assault for allegedly scalding her four-year-old boy in February.

According to the Rochester Police Department, Saamiya Thomas, 18, is charged with two counts of first degree assault.

Investigators reported that Thomas brought her son to Rochester General Hospital on February 6th with second and third degree burns covering 40 percent of his body. Police said the burns were caused when the victim was put in scalding bath water.

The child has since been transferred to the burn unit at the University of Rochester Medical Center.

Thomas is being held at the Monroe County Jail in lieu of $30,000 cash bail. She is scheduled to appear in court Friday.


  1. March 24, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    She doesn’t look the type SR. She looks smart and caring.
    I am thinking she is getting a raw deal, not like her medium rare kid, but….ah you know what I mean.

  2. srdavidson
    March 24, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    Yeah, just taking one look at this vacant-eyed strabismic she-boon tells you that there ain’t nary an isotope emitting from the concrete-lined reactor that’s perched upon its neck stalk.

  3. March 24, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    She is thinking she just lost another source of income. Better get knocked up before locked up.

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